The Industry Legend

Boy, do I have a lot to share! Diving straight in with the current figure of lust and temptation in my life. As you can imagine, I met him through work. He’s been in my industry forever and is really popular, well-known and successful. He caught my eye at a business summit and made me…

Real-Life No-Mances – The Enigma pt 3

This one is proving difficult for me to contend with. I 100% acknowledge that the man is basically a Costco-sized Red Flag Store, but when he’s taken off his mask, he’s the healthiest thing I’ve had in a while. He’s doing everything right. He’s generous and kind; he makes me stick up for myself more…

Tinder Tales: The Stone of Shame

After weeks of vibing, I took the plunge and made the first move by dropping into his work on my day off with a coffee for him, as he hadn’t been able to leave the store all day. He was a quintessential cute geek with a beard, and I was into it. He’s mixed race,…

Real-Life No-Mances: The Pro Soccer Player

We met in a nightclub and he wouldn’t let me go from the moment he came and introduced himself to me. He was really sweet; a genuinely lovely guy. He was really humble, and was polite to everyone who came to speak to him that recognized him. That kindness impressed upon me. We went back…

Real-Life No-Mances: The ANZAC Day Punter

Let it be known that the wine they serve in RSL clubs played a massive part in this bad decision. We met around the two-up table. I won most of his money. He kept betting with me to try and win it back, but also to have a reason to stay close to me. By…

Real-Life No-Mances: The Convict

I met him after a work party that I ditched in order to go party at a strip club instead. One of his friends mistook me for an escort and tried to worm his hand up my skirt. The slap to the face I gave him made him see otherwise. My convict called me over…

Tinder Tales: The Thrill of Brazil

After meeting online and having been on a really lovely date with this guy, Date number two was at my place; I was cooking. Naturally, the privacy of my home gave us both other ideas. He’d said to me that he was “very dominant” and that he wanted to do something “special” with me. As…

Tinder Tales: the Banana Bender

I met this one online. We had a really lovely date (anything with messina makes me happy) and there was a lot of chemistry. He’d been in some kind of fitness competition and really badly hurt himself. I graciously offered him a massage. He accepted my offer, even though I told him that this wasn’t…

Real-Life No-Mances: Broke-D*ck

I have known this guy basically my whole life; he’s a family friend. We ran into each other when we were all grown up and hadn’t seen each other in years. After too much vodka and not enough thought, we bundled into a cab and went back to his place. Initially; it wasn’t so bad….

Real-Life No-Mances: Overexcited

This guy I met walking home. He kept lapping past me, beeping his horn to get my attention. He finally realized that I wouldn’t respond to cat-calling and showboating, and decided to pull over to talk to me. He was a little older than me, with beautiful Mediterranean features and a hint of an accent….