Tinder Tales: The King’s Cousin

In an “only something like this could happen to me” type of situation, I also find myself tangled up in flirtation with this guy. You’ve briefly heard of him before: this is the cousin that allegedly was chatting to me through TFK’s chat with me and caused a whole world of drama. On the same…

Tinder Tales: The Future King pt. 3

You may have noticed that we have this toxic make up/ break up kind of pattern… we have stuck to it. Since we last left off, both of us have experienced personal reasons for bringing us both back to our home city at the same time. I know- what are the odds, right?! It’s taken…

Tinder Tales: Basic Benefits

After moving to a new suburb, I decided to download the app to start making an assessment about the local wildlife and whether or not I felt like swapping spit with anyone (amongst other things). First match: Younger, thick built, my height, covered in tats. Half Maltese/ Half German. Dick as thick as a coke…

Tinder Tales: The Jolly Green Giant

Alas, I only got to meet up with him once, but boy did it hurt! Older; has the salt and pepper mix through his hair and (super soft) beard. Prison Officer, so just butchy enough to make me feel like a lady, but not too heavy handed. Predilection for giving oral- and after months of…

Tinder Tales: The Nigerian Prince

In an attempt to weed out the undesirables early – while transitioning from one city to another – I dipped my toe back into the online dating pool in the new city and found myself talking to the first African man game enough to approach me. Without any prejudice intended – I was initially cautious…

Tinder Tales: The Future King pt 2

Ah, Readers! Sometimes I both love and hate being right, but it’s easier to do when a situation is predictable… A few short days after his dismissal, TFK came crawling back! 😏 I was at home reading and generally minding my own business, when my phone rang- obviously, it was him. I was a bit…

Tinder Tales: The Future King

Buckle up, readers- this ones a bit of a wild ride! New home, new beginning, new lease on life. Being new to the area and wanting to discover the local wildlife, I dipped my toe back into the online dating cesspool- and it was only a matter of time before something took a bite. His…

The Office Scandals: Part 2 – Mr Tropics

He and I met at a work training seminar, that pulled 1-2 staff members from each office, country-wide, to the head office in order to have us train teams back home. He was younger than me. Sweet. A little shy. Really funny and so switched on. I was glad to be sitting next to him….

Tinder Tales: Sweeney Todd pt 3

I finally hit my limit- and in spectacular fashion! I started to contemplate walking away around the time that I met Daddy, and it was during that time that I found his dating profile on a different site to the one we met on- and the photos were recent. At this time, Sweeney Todd was…

Tinder Tales: Sweeney Todd pt 2

I fear the worst. I’m pretty confident that this one is going to break me all over again… and yet, my self preservation has yet to kick in. I’m still chasing this dude; putting myself out there, hoping he will come to his senses. I know fully well that this man is purposely making himself…